'Let me do my work, ok?': Lit professor forced to give more failing grades, maliciously complies to protect students

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    Property - "Professor [...] defends students by making the Head of Studies accept the correct list of grades" AGRO BAL
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    Font - The MC Master gets his way against a ridiculous request. L OC Back when I was at school, the Literature professor (let's call him LITprofessor) was a malicious compliance master.
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    Font - He had a friendly rivalry against the dean (they've been working together for nearly 20-30 years, so they knew each other very well) and played pranks on each other as well.
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    Font - When we were in class, if someone knocked the door, the usual was that the student closest to the door would get up and open.
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    Font - One time, the dean knocked when LITprofessor was teaching. I got up to open the door and the dean said "I want HIM (pointing at LITprofessor) to open the door". I look at LITprofessor and he says "OK, close the door and go sit back down".
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    Font - And then, LITprofessor drops on his knees and starts walking on his knees to the door, shouting "We're sorry oh great dean, we're not worthy of your presence, please forgive us if we've done wrong". It took him perhaps 2 minutes to do the 2 meters walk to the door.
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    Smile - We lost it, we were laughing our off. Dean was standing there with a look that mixed bafflement and anger but, at the same time, trying not to burst into laughter.
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    Font - The fact that what dean came to say was the most standard, mundane and generic announcement made it even funnier somehow.
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    Font - This was LITprofessor typical behaviour. He used to spend a lot of chalk writing on the board (almost twice as much as the next professor) so the guy in charge of supplies complained and the HeadOfStudies cut LITprofessor chalk supply in half. So he would steal other professor's chalk to have the amount he thought he needed.
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    Human body - He told this story about the first time he had to teach, almost 30 years before my time at the school.
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    Font - Bear in mind, he was short (1.55m tall) bald with a moustache and had to use huge green-tinted glasses. He looked a little bit like Ernesto Sabato, a well known Argentinian novelist (you can google it if you want to form an image on how LITProfessor looked like). His first class ever was with the misfits of the school, rowdy class.
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    Font - He stood up at the podium (they had podiums back then) and nobody even tried to listen to what he had to say. 10 minutes passed and LITprofessor said "excuse me guys, do you want me to do the class or are you up to something more important". One of the bullies told him to beat it and everybody laughed, so he grabbed the newspaper, took a seat his desk and stayed there for the whole class, without saying a word.
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    Font - When the ring that signalled that the class was over rang, he got up and said "ok, tomorrow we'll have an exam, 1 of 3 for the semester, you have to have at least an average of 6 points to pass the semester, the exam will be about what I was supposed to teach today" and he walked out of the room.
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    Plant - We loved the guy. He was fair, he had a true passion for literature, he was a good professor and made the classes nice and interesting.
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    Font - Now that I've established his usual behaviour, when I was at school, at the end of the first semester, he submitted the grades for each student to the HeadOfStudies (this story was told by the HeadOfStudies secretary, a former student that was a friend of a lot of students there).
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    Font - HeadOfStudies was the worst. He was concerned about the image the school had doors out rather than what the students really learned. He had quotas for students that could pass and students who had to fail each class.
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    Font - LITprofessor submitted a list for our class (mostly very good students) where 80% of the class passed with flying colors (8, 9s and 10s out of 10) and just one guy scored below 6 (which meant he failed the clases).
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    Font - He got called to the HeadOfStudies office. HeadOfStudies was angry, shouting that there were too few people failing and that LITprofessor was way too generous on the grading system he used. LITprofessor stood there and just listened. He said OK and left.
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    Font - Cue MC1: he submitted a new list. Every single student had a 2, failure for the whole class. He got called to the HeadOfStudies office again. HeadOfStudies was fuming again, he told him he did not want this freacking mockery and to submit a new list with better grades. LITProfessor said OK and left.
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    Font - Cue MC2: he submitted a new list. Every single student had a 10. He got called to the HeadOfStudies office again. HeadOfStudies was pretty much having a heart attack. Before he could say anything, LITProfessor says "what? you didn't like the new list also? I'll tell you what, I know what each student deserves, so shut the up and let me do my work, ok?", produced the original list and walked out.
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    Font - The list got accepted. TLDR: Professor who had a habit of malicious compliance gets asked to produce an unfair list of grades because the Head OfStudies wants quotas of approved and failed students, Professor gets his way and defends students by making the HeadOfStudies accept the correct list of grades through a little bit of MC.
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    Plant - thekcar +1.6 hr. ago I only wish I had such an epic professor!
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    Rectangle - dertwo +1.5 hr. ago As a teacher, I approve the above message.
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    Font - Compulawyer 3 hr. ago +2. As someone who has been graded on a mandatory curve (normal distribution), I also approve the above message.
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    Font - bhalrog72 3 hr. ago Did as suggested and googled Ernesto Sabato. If that isn't what a Lit prof should look like by definition, I don't know what is.

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